Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I see through liars

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

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I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

What is a sermon to talk about men?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have a reading level above third grade

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I can count

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

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I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

I don’t buy bullshit

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I have complete contempt for traitorism

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I actually pay taxes

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I can read

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says: